G
Well ever since I was a baby
C
I dreamed I'd be a star
D                                      G               
Playing in the crowds and stadiums and little smoky bars
G                                         C
Somehow somewhere along the way something didn't go according to plan
D
Something spun a little out of control
                                G 
Something got a little out of hand

[Chorus:]
     C
Cause if this is just business
       G            
I'll throw my guitar away
                D
Said give me my ball back
              G  
I don't wanna play
              C   
Hey, what the hell is this?
                         G
You got me playing this dive
                          D
Said it's your way or the highway
                      G
And I'm too drunk to drive
C|-------| >D
G
Well I wrote a hit song once
   C                             
To the tops of the charts it rose
D                             G
People always screamed for it at every single show
G                                              Em
It's got breaks in all the right places and it goes to a minor chord
          Am
'Bout the hundredth time I played it 
D|------| WALK up TO G
I got a little bored
G
Cause I was drunk when I wrote it
                    C
And I don't like it half as much as I did then
D                                                    G
Someday when I quit my job I'll never play that song again

[Chorus]
G
Well I got me a big old tour bus
C
And I got a guy that drives me around
D                      G
I play the same set in every single town
G                                         C
I got a Mack truck for my instruments and another bus for my band
D                                                  G
I don't know what state I'm in and I don't give a damn