I don't like books
I don't like tv
I don't like sports
They're not for me
I don't like to party
I don't like to sleep
Having a good time
Is not my cup of tea

No I don't care for much at all
But there is one thing that I'm all for

I
I like
I like beards
I like I like I like I like beards
Beards are good
Beards are great
They look so nice
On your face
I've got to make this clear
I like beards
Yes!

Don't like the beatles
I don't like queen
Powderfinger
Are not my kind of scene
A tropical sunset
A fine red wine
Having sex
It's all just a waste of my time

I don't like you or anyone
But there is one thing that turns me on

I
I like
I like beards
I like I like I like I like beards
Beards are good
Beards are great
They look so nice
On your face
I've got to make this crystal clear
I like beards
Oh!

Don't like the day don't like the night
Don't like to be wrong I don't like to be right
Don't like to sit I don't like to stand
Don't like to wear shoes don't like to wear pants
I don't like footy, don't like beer
I don't like this song I don't like it hear
Don't like guitar, I don't like bass
I don't like the look on your face
Don't like to rock I don't like to roll
Don't like it too hot don't like it too cold
I don't like water, I don't like food
I don't like your attitude
Don't like to go out don't like to stay in
I don't really like anything
There's just one reason why I'm here
I like beards!

I
I like
I like beards
I like I like I like I like beards
Beards are good
Beards are great
Everything else I fucking hate
I
I like
I like beards