My girlfriend wants my bestfriend;
My best friend wants my girlfriend;
How much more messed up could my life be?

My sister wants my girlfriend;
My girlfriend wants my bestfriend;
What do I have to do to get away from this misery?

I don't what to say or what to do;
All I know is that I hate them so fuck them anyway.

I want my girlfriend in bed;
My bestfriend's already been there;
Where the hell have I been?
I was with her every night.

My sister was with my girlfriend;
I wonder what they're doing;
I caught them on my bed, those modern age lesbians.

Maybe you'd think that I would care,
That I can't get into her underwear,
That my life would really suck like this,
But I don't really give a shit,
And even though they've done me wrong,
All I'll do is sing this song.
Maybe there's more that I should miss;
But all I know is that I'm pissed.