Hi, my name's Missed Opportunity
Reflecting on
What's come and gone

I'm just searching for the candle in the wind
That Elton sang
About Diana

I might be on to something here
Hindsight is always crystal clear
I don't need new people
Who speak petite talk
I'm seeking recourse
I'll find myself in Thailand
I'll go to Thailand
Let's stay in Thailand
Just like I'm 21

Hi, my name is a resounding sigh
A nine to five
I'd rather die
Buy another round of your cheapest brew
I made him drill one more and the bill

I might be on to something here
Hindsight is always crystal clear
I gonna need new people
And speak petite talk
I'm seeking recourse
I found myself in Thailand
I've been to Thailand
I taught in Thailand
Like I was 21
Onto Hong Kong
Oh what could go wrong?
Now I'm in Vietnam
And fucking 31

I caught a plane to Thailand
Bury my name under the sand
I think I'll stay in Thailand
Where 50 baht is 20 rand

I might be on to something here
Hindsight is always crystal clear
We gonna meet new people
Let's speak petite talk
We're seeking recourse
And find ourselves in Thailand
We've been to Thailand
We taught in Thailand
Like we were 21
Onto Hong Kong
Oh what could go wrong?
Now we're in Vietnam
And fucking 31