We don´t need no messiah
Don´t care about our sins
´cause wasting time on goodness hurts like needles and pins
Don´t struggle for a saviour
(the) solution lies on top
Just buy your own salvation at my shop

Come on my dear old friends
The future´s in my hands
And for a dole i will share with you
`cause another devastation
Social ice age´s on the run
Mankind´s on the threshold to the end
It´s the final desperation
And the end is yet to come
The egg falls down and never breaks again

So open up your eyes
And open up your ears
The ultimate solution´s breaking free
Dry your whining eyes
It´s not worth wasting tears
The last salvation you will find in me!

Chorus (i´m) selling halos for everyone
(in) substitution for messiah who´s on holiday right now
Selling halos for everyone
It´s your afterlife insurance - absolution on seasonal sale

I´m the valiant lying liar
I´m the merchant of the fools
Your possessions i will sell to you
And to rig the price
I´ll provide your paradise
Believe in me - i´m the hypochrist

Chorus

So, who is your messiah
Who cares about your sins
Bring me gold and maiden and salvation begins
I am your real saviour
Come closer to my shop
Take a look my dear i´m selling

Chorus

(i´m) selling halos for everyone
(in) substitution for messiah who´s on holiday right now
Selling halos for everyone
It´s your afterlife insurance - (absolution is cheap)